Home security

My cat is standing at the top of the stairs loudly announcing that he has killed his stuffed squirrel. Said squirrel is crammed in his mouth, muffling his bellowed roars. After several minutes of yelling he leaves his dead toys at the front door, as fair warning to any strangers who might sneak in. “You shall not pass! A mighty hunter lives here!”

I feel so safe.

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